((You guys should follow Fact, though. Awesome artist! :D))

Howdy. Name’s Rick. Wanna go on a little adventure with me?

((New, new, new start. Cleared messages, so ask box is open and ready for business.))

Would you like some champagne?

Depends… What can I do ya for, Anon? Is it exciting? Will I be able to explode some walls or fight some secret agents?

Just thinking about it makes me excited! COME AT ME.

[[[asdfkja Monica, I love your Rick so much.]]

((FHDJSAK ARIELLLLLLLLLL ;O;))

dude stay away from my sister

No promises ;)

ask—wheatley:

chicksdigthephoenix:

wheatley ur the loser

 wow. rude.

Just jealous of my prowess

askglados:

(( just a friendly reminder

if i don’t answer your question, wait. meaning, do not send it again, or else i will not answer it. no matter how good it is.

if i don’t answer it, it probably means

1. it’s a repeat
2. it’s not a question, it’s a statement
3. it’s in the queue
4. i can’t do anything with it

so relax. spamming with the same question over and over will not increase your chances to getting it answered. ))

((relevant))

WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING ME THE SAME GOD DAMN QUESTION EVERY TIME?! DAMN BOT.